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Happy Diwali Jokes
Funny Diwali Wish for Friends and Relatives
Apko Diwali Mubarak Ho,
Apki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
I know its too early
But I have thousands of
Beauties, hotties and smarties to wish…
So I thought I should finish the Aunties & Uncles 1st :p
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Nice Diwali Wish For Friends
A friend is awesome, a friend is great,
Good times or bad, they are always straight,
Every part of our lives they permeate,
They are God’s gift, our very life they elevate,
They share everything with us, important or even innate,
Here’s my Diwali wish, no one can replicate…!!
Funny and Nice Wish for Friends
Wanna know my top 4 Diwali achievements?
- Lighting all the Diyas.
3. Burning all the crackers.
2. Gorging on ala the Mithai and Ladoos,
1. Sharing all this fun with a friend like you.
Being with you makes my each day a celebration!
(Just kidding. Tu kisi kaam ka thodi hai :p )
Chal Phir bhi,
Happy Diwali, and have an awesome Day.
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Advance Diwali Wish
Kya Bharosa hai
“Mobile Kaa”
“Battery kaa”
“Charger Kaa”
“Network Kaa”
“Balance Kaa”
“Life kaa”
“Time kaa”
“Esi Liye Abhi Advance Me
“Happy Diwali”
Diwali Joke
This Diwali I will send you “CASH”
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
Nahi pagle, itna ameer nahi hu :p
Happy Diwali Joke for Friend
Me: Yaar Diwali Me Patake Chalte hain to pehle light dikhti hai aur phir awaaz aati hai. Aisa kyu?
You: Are bewkoof, vo isliye kyuki hamari aankhen aage hoti hain aur kaan peeche.
Diwali Breakup
Boy bought a rocket for his
girlfriend on Diwali
G.F : Why the hell have you bought a rocket for me?
Boy : You wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on this and Get lost
Deep Meaning Diwali Joke
Internet Browser history deleted;
And also WhatsApp gallery and videos deleted.
Bas ho gayi hamari diwali ki saaf-safai
If you know what I mean 
Happy Diwali Joke for Friends
Diwali aa Rahi Hai,
Mai Apna Man Sirf
Pooja
Archna
Arti
Shraddha
Bhawana Me Hi Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Bataiye Ga Zaroor!
Happy Diwali
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